Ah yes, the perfect message for when you want to promote wellness and chaos in one convenient sentence. This shirt is for the health-conscious hooligan who believes in self-care, sarcasm, and telling people exactly where to shove their unsolicited advice.
Made from soft, breathable cotton (because your attitude is abrasive enough), this tee is ideal for gym days, hangover brunches, or passive-aggressively strolling through Whole Foods. It’s part motivational, part menacing — a wearable reminder that balance is key: hydrate, meditate, and eviscerate.
Whether you’re a wellness warrior with a filthy mouth or just someone who enjoys watching people’s expressions while they read your shirt, this one’s a certified crowd-disturber.
**ABOUT THE SHIRT:**
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
