For the gloriously burnt-out human who watches the world crumble and thinks, “Honestly? Let’s just fast-forward to the credits.” Featuring an over-the-top explosion behind the text (because subtle moods are for people with hope), this hoodie is peak cozy nihilism.
Made from plush, chaos-buffering fleece, it’s perfect for doomscrolling marathons, avoiding people, enduring yet another meeting that should’ve been vaporized ages ago, or just signaling to strangers that your emotional tank is running on fumes. Warm, comfy, and aggressively over it — the holy trinity of modern survival.
**ABOUT THE HOODIE:**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
Product features - 2-piece color-matched lined hood for added warmth and style - Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit and feel - Convenient pouch pocket for storage and warmth - Certified for sustainable manufacturing practices (OEKO-TEX Standard 100) - Produced in a socially responsible facility (FLA and WRAP-certified)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
