Oh, honey, buckle up — this hoodie is cozy chaos in clothing form. Soft on the outside, feral on the inside, it’s made for the exact moment someone pushes you just one inconvenience too far. With its bold, attitude-drenched slogan front and center, this hoodie makes your emotional status painfully clear: you are one eye-roll away from going full legend.
Designed for the no-nonsense, unfiltered, “try me, I dare you” crowd, it delivers maximum warmth with maximum warning. Perfect for dodging nonsense, surviving public interactions, or broadcasting your mood so you don’t have to repeat yourself.
**ABOUT THE HOODIE:**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
Product features - 2-piece color-matched lined hood for added warmth and style - Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit and feel - Convenient pouch pocket for storage and warmth - Certified for sustainable manufacturing practices (OEKO-TEX Standard 100) - Produced in a socially responsible facility (FLA and WRAP-certified)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
