For those who show up for the holidays in body only. This hoodie is perfect for anyone who loves twinkle lights and snacks but draws the line at forced cheer. Cozy, sarcastic, and refreshingly honest, it lets everyone know you’re festive-adjacent — enthusiasm not included.
Made from soft, warm fleece to get you through family gatherings, awkward small talk, and the 97th replay of the same Christmas song, this hoodie is your seasonal survival gear. Wear it while sipping something strong, dodging group photos, or counting down the days until January.
**ABOUT THE HOODIE:**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
Product features - 2-piece color-matched lined hood for added warmth and style - Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit and feel - Convenient pouch pocket for storage and warmth - Certified for sustainable manufacturing practices (OEKO-TEX Standard 100) - Produced in a socially responsible facility (FLA and WRAP-certified)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
