The official uniform for Thanksgiving professionals. This sweatshirt perfectly sums up the holiday routine: overeat, overshare, overreact — and do it all again next year. Whether you’re stress-cooking, side-eyeing relatives, or strategically refilling your wine glass, this cozy classic keeps you warm while the family drama simmers.
Crafted from soft, high-quality fleece that’s forgiving on the waistline and your last nerve, it’s perfect for marathon meals, passive-aggressive compliments, and post-dinner naps you pretend are “digestive breaks.” Equal parts comfy and chaotic — just like your Thanksgiving table.
**ABOUT THE SWEATSHIRT:**
Soft, roomy, and quietly sarcastic — this midweight crew captures that exact moment when the world (or someone nearby) needs a gentle reminder. The cozy cotton-blend fabric and dropped-shoulder silhouette make it an easy layer for slow mornings, long drives, or couch-bound movie nights. On the chest, a playful illustration and hand-lettered line deliver dry humor without shouting. Wear it when you want comfort that speaks for you: relaxed fit, warm middleweight warmth, and a little attitude folded into every stitch.
Product features - Medium-heavy 8.4 oz cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability - Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, lived-in feel - 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recover fit - Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste - Tear-away/DTF inner neck label and REACH compliance; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
