For the brave souls who know that adventure is overrated and REM cycles are underrated. This shirt is your official declaration that you’d rather be horizontal — not spiritually, just literally. Inspired by the great outdoorsy types who hike at sunrise, except you prefer to trek from the couch to the bedroom with a snack in hand.
Crafted from “don’t talk to me before noon” soft cotton, this tee is perfect for ignoring responsibilities, declining invitations, or making everyone at brunch painfully aware that you’d rather be napping. It’s also a fantastic passive-aggressive uniform for Zoom meetings that should’ve been emails.
Whether you’re a professional sleeper, part-time hermit, or someone who believes the snooze button is a lifestyle choice, this shirt speaks fluent exhaustion on your behalf.
**ABOUT THE SHIRT:**
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
