For the socially cautious, emotionally unavailable, or simply overcaffeinated and under-rested, this shirt delivers the perfect contradiction: it invites curiosity and immediately shuts it down. It’s like having a conversation that ends before it starts—a truly efficient social experience.
Ideal for those who thrive on irony, this tee lets the world know you might have something interesting to say, but you’d rather not. Whether you’re navigating the chaos of open-plan offices, grocery store small talk, or that one neighbor who always wants to chat about the weather—this shirt’s got your back.
Wear it proudly while avoiding human contact. Because sometimes silence really is golden… and sometimes it’s just self-preservation.
**ABOUT THE SHIRT:**
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
