For the perpetually overwhelmed, under-caffeinated human who wakes up every morning, checks the news, and thinks, “Honestly? Just pull the plug.” Featuring a dramatic explosion behind the text (because subtlety is dead), this tee is perfect for anyone who is one inconvenience away from welcoming the end times with open arms.
Made from soft, comfy cotton — because if society is crumbling, you might as well be cozy — it’s ideal for doomscrollers, burnt-out adults, and anyone who’s ever whispered “same” at a disaster movie. Wear it to work, errands, or anywhere you want people to slowly back away and rethink their small talk.
**ABOUT THE SHIRT:**
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
